Pac-Manic: May I? Please I must touch those!
Klonoa: Stop acting like you're ten years older than you really are.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Oops! I accidently ran over your foot with a lawnmower!
Girl Friday: The little girls at my day care center sing your songs all the fricken time and it's annoying as hell. It's slightly amusing when they sing the wrong words, though. :)
Golden Road: Wanna' go out?
Stooge Boy: No.
medragon: Shut up! You can't sing! The only reason you made it in the music industry is your looks, which is wrong!
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Christina Aguilera
Pac-Manic: I thought.. aren't you Britney Spears? If so, may I touch those?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: No touching, please.
Klonoa: Same with you.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: I'd like a grilled McChicken with fries, please.
Pac-Manic: Yep, she needs to save her money, because that's where she will be working soon.
Golden Road: Britney's cuter than you are.
Stooge Boy: ...No.
medragon: A slightly less harsh version of the above.
Golden Road: Less harsh? I actually Britney's better.
medragon: How can you possibly like the way Britney sings? I suppose you like Macy Gray or whatever her name is, too since they sound similar...
Golden Road: Uh, I hate to break this to you, medragon, but... uh, how do I say it? I like Macy Gray. (hides under the couch)
medragon: What ever happened to taste?
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The Backstreet Boys
Pac-Manic: Which one of you is named Corey?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: All of them, I think?
Klonoa: I call them the 'Backend Boys.'
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Here, would you mind holding this live grenade for a moment?
Girl Friday: Enjoy this while you can. Remember what happened to New Kids...
Golden Road: Britney sings better than you do.
Stooge Boy: Go away twice.
medragon: Got any nachos?
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N'SYNC
Pac-Manic: Which one of you is named Donny?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Whatever one isn't named Corey.
Klonoa: I can't tell the difference between them and the Backend Boys.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Okay, now, all of you stand under this window for a moment... yeah, that's it, perfect! OKAY, PAC-MANIC!! DROP THE PIANO!!!
Pac-Manic: okay, YOINK!
Girl Friday: My sister listens to you guys all the time. Could you give her your autographs, please?
Golden Road: BSB sings better than you do.
Stooge Boy: You too.
medragon: Got any cake?
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Bill Gates
Pac-Manic: Thank you making computers popular and being evil all at the same time!
Klonoa: Must be nice to be you.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Give me seven million dollars and I'll stop holding your head underwater.
Girl Friday: How much money do you need?
Golden Road: Bill Gates! Remember me, your bestest best friend from high school? Let's relive the good 'ol days!
Stooge Boy: Hey, you wouldn't happen to want to sell Microsoft for around 50 bucks, would you?
medragon: Could you adopt me?
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Regis Philbin
Pac-Manic: And exactly why are you on TV again??
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: The same reason Steve Guttenburg is in movies.
Klonoa: I saw you on TV once.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Kathie Lee Gifford is the antichrist and YOU KNOW IT!! ADMIT IT!!
Girl Friday: Is that your final answer? (aside) Like he hasn't heard that before. Hee hee!
Golden Road: YES, that's my final answer, you don't need to ask me every friggin' time!
Stooge Boy: I like your ties.
medragon: You wouldn't happen to have a spare million lying around, would you?
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Michael Jordan
Pac-Manic: LAKERS RULE! ...whatever that means. Pardon me while I ignite a squad car.
Klonoa: Must be nice to be you.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: CONVERSE RULES!!!
Pac-Manic: Oh yeah! Now you be making sense. I own two pair. High and low tops.
Girl Friday: Like Mike, I want to be like Mike. I want to be, I want to be like Mike...
Golden Road: Space Jam sucked.
Stooge Boy: No more baseball for you, Mike.
medragon: Got any pie?
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Jerry Springer
Pac-Manic: Thank you for putting on a show that people say they hate but can't stop watching. Are you some sort of genius?
Klonoa: Talk shows are dumb. One of the many reasons why I rarely watch TV.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: How do you manage to find a new rewording of the same "final thought" EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' DAY? You somehow manage to say the same thing to the pregnant 5-year-old who's cheating on her cousin with her Dad as you do to the tranvestite Klansman who wants his neighbor's dog. How DO you do it?
Girl Friday: Where do you find these people? Have you no shame? If you're Jewish, why do you always have the KKK on your show?
Golden Road: I prefer Jenny.
Stooge Boy: I don't really care about you.
medragon: Quit polluting the airwaves!
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Bill Clinton
Pac-Manic: Is that "Chaw" in your mouth?
Klonoa: I'm not voting for you. Go Bush!
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Hi, Mr. Clinton! I'd like you to meet my lovely wife Kim, who...HEY BILL!! HER EYES ARE UP HERE!!!
Pac-Manic: heh heh
Girl Friday: You're were a good president and you got a lot done. Too bad that's not what you'll be remembered for.
Golden Road: Really? What else could he be remembered for? And who's that cigar that follows you around, everywhere, Mr. Clinton?
medragon: Are you kidding? Putting the moral issues and the scandals aside, there's really not much that Clinton achieved as president. He would have you believe otherwise, but then he would also have you believe that welfare reform was his idea and not that of the Republicans in congress.
Girl Friday: I'm a diehard Democrat, but even putting that aside, I really liked Clinton. And even though it doesn't make what he did right, he's not the first man to cheat on his wife and then lie so she wouldn't find out. He IS human and I wish people would get off his back. What happened is between him, his family and his creator so everyone else needs to butt out. Anyhoo, Clinton got jobs for people. Unemployment was pretty low.
Golden Road: I personally believe that ANYONE who cheats on his wife should be castrated, and I am DEAD SERIOUS about this.
Girl Friday: Rapists should be castrated, but cheating isn't quite the same thing.
medragon: I said "putting the moral issues and the scandals aside." Besides, those jobs were in spite of his bad leadership, not because of it.
Girl Friday: Republicans... you should meet Richard. He's Republican too and everytime something political comes up we get in an argument. :-P We have a bet on the election, though. If Bush wins I buy him a pizza and if Gore wins he buys me one. :)
medragon: You'll be paying for that pizza, I think. :^)
Golden Road: Ooh, if only there was a third party candidate... wha? What? There is? Ooh...
medragon: "Go ahead. Throw your vote away. Ha ha ha." -either Kang or Kodos in the Simpsons 1996 Halloween episode.
Pac-Fay: I glad I don't know much about politics.
medragon: At least pay attention to the issues!
Golden Road: I'd rather say nothing at all to him.
Stooge Boy: BYE!
medragon: Quit polluting the white house!
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Bugs Bunny
Pac-Manic: bedebedebedebe that all fine and dandy for you.
Klonoa: Don't ever change.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny WOP WOP!!!
Girl Friday: What's up doc? (aside) I drew a blank.
Golden Road: If you're going to do another movie, make sure the script is good first.
Stooge Boy: (steals his carrots) Ha-ha-ha!
medragon: What's up doc? (aside) I'd try to beat him to it.
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Vanilla Ice
Pac-Manic: Seeeeeee..? I TOLD you to invest!
Klonoa: I'd hate to be you.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: GIVE ME BACK MY GUM!!!
Golden Road: You suck.
Stooge Boy: You steal peoples' gum. WHY?!
medragon: Hey, loser!
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Eminem
Pac-Manic: YOU NEED TO INVEST YOUR MONEY NOW Mr. Inem.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Mr. Inem. :)
Klonoa: Who?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Nice haircut, Vanilla, but you're not fooling anyone. GIVE ME BACK MY GUM!!!!
Pac-Manic: Hey, I thought the same thing!! M&M IS Vanilla Ice all over again!
Golden Road: I prefer M2M
Stooge Boy: Hey, look! It's Slim ANUS!
medragon: Hey, loser!
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Abraham Lincoln
Pac-Manic: Watch your back G money
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: G money. :)
Klonoa: You should see this cool statue of you at DC.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: I'm out of Kool-Aid.
Girl Friday: Nice hat. My you're tall.
Golden Road: Ah, remember the good ol' days when it was you, Waldorf and Statler in the balcony? It's not the same with you gone.
Stooge Boy: Can I have your hat?
medragon: Avoid the theater!
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Willy Wonka
Pac-Manic: So, how does it feel to see candy being called Charlie Bucket Chocolate now?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: This amuses me muchly, and I wish it didn't! Hehehe....bucket. :)
Klonoa: Your movie's creepy.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: What do you and the oompa-loompas do at night?
Girl Friday: Umpa Loompa doopi dee da...
Golden Road: Why did it take you so damn long to get rid of the worst of the 5 kids in that movie?!
Stooge Boy: Can I have your hat, too? -OR- You da' man!
medragon: Thanks!
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Reverend Shoebox
Pac-Manic: May I get a Pac-Blessing?
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Um...okay! (Shoebox bites Pac-Manic's arm)
medragon: (eating nachos) So, when you bit William Shatner in the Worm Quartet song, you were giving him a Pac-Blessing?
Rowlf: He gave him a bit? That's not anything... shoulda' at least been a meg!
Klonoa: Update your page!
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: What do you and the oompa-loompas do at night?
Pac-Manic: Heh HEH!!
Girl Friday: Fyord! So you're Reverend Shoebox, huh? Meeting you finally is kinda cool. Let's go play some Galaga or something.
Golden Road: Hey! You look nothing like a real shoebox!
Stooge Boy: I smell raisins.
medragon: There's some yogurt in the yarn of hiccupness.
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The winner on Survivor
Pac-Manic: You survived they hype! Now lets do it again, this time ala Lord of the Flies.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Eh, just give 'em all guns.
Klonoa: I never watched that show.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Congratulations! And in a few years when you've finally cleaned every last grain of sand out of your butt crack, I will congratulate you again!
Pac-Manic: With a million bucks he can hire someone to do that for him.
Girl Friday: I'm as surprised as you are. I SO thought Kelly was going to win. Oh well, congrats.
Golden Road: All I think to myself is, "at least it wasn't Sue"... my, how many times have I said that tonight?
Golden Road: You should've picked number 2 instead of number 7.
Stooge Boy: You ALSO da' man! Congratulations.
Golden Road: So someone actually WAS supporting you, Rich!
medragon: You bastard! I SO wanted Kelly to win, of those 4...
Golden Road: Yeah, how DARE you pick number 7!
medragon: All of Kelly's immunity challenges being won near the end, undone by something so random. Greg's choice of Rich was similar to Sean's alphabetical voting...
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Spider-Man
Pac-Manic: So it says you can do whatever a spider can, does that mean you eat your young? It does? EWWWWWW!
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Peter Parker make with the young-eatery...hehehe...
Klonoa: You have a cool theme song.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Where exactly DOES your Spider-Sense "tingle?"
Girl Friday: How do you make that webbing shoot out from your hand like that?
Stooge Boy: Hm...I'll answer your question on the Spidey thing, if you were serious about it. Actually, the web doesn't come from his hand. He has web-shooters that he attaches to his wrists, and they have compressed webbing in them. When he presses down on it, the webbing shoots out.
Girl Friday: Oh okay, thanks. I didn't know that.
Golden Road: What exactly IS spider sense?
Stooge Boy: You are MUCH better than Bat-Man or Super-Man.
medragon: Wow! Spider-Man!
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The inventor of spackle
Pac-Manic: It may look like frosting, but boy, it don't taste like it!
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Preach on, bone-boy!
Klonoa: Hi.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Stalkin' the yogurt, stalkin' the yogurt!!
Pac-Manic: You sooooooo cu razzzz eh.
Girl Friday: Did you invent it on purpose? If so, what were you thinking?!?!
Golden Road: Wow.
Stooge Boy: Who are you?
medragon: Got any steak?
medragon: This was kind of like signing yearbooks but mostly of people I don't know.
Picpac: What makes those people so great? So they're in the public eye. That doesn't mean they're people I would want to meet. (Shoebox, noticing that he's on the list, begins sniffling a bit... then a bit more...then sobs hysterically.)
Pac-Fay: Now look at what you did to poor Shoebox! Shame on you, Picpac. Now you have to be called "Murray" for the next 24 hours. :P (comforts Shoebox with a chocolate malted)
Picpac Murray: Sorry about that. I didn't notice your name until after I posted my reply to the original message. Obviously you were put on the wrong list. I can't imagine you wanting to be on the same list with Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys.
Reverend -=ShoEboX=-: Maybe I'm a boy band! (Girl Friday gives Shoebox a cookie and a coupon for a free back rub from his wife) Kim takes coupons?!??!?!? Where did you GET this coupon??!?? Do OTHER people have access to these coupons?!? KIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Golden Road: (hoping to get out of this) I have one of those coupons, but I wasn't sure if I should use it since I don't know what she looks--I, I, I mean, because she's your wife!
medragon: ROTCFLMSHWAOATWTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" - hee hee... talk about hysterical.
Pac-Fay: My mother just read this post, and now she's laughing hysterically. Hey, Shoebox, if my dad dies and we can't live in our home anymore, can I move in with you?