ARIELCON 2002 SNIPE SHEET (Jan. 25 - 27)

In attendance (as pictured): Gary Schaengold, Kitya AKA Jayson AKA Chris AKA Y2Kovu, Anita Schaengold, Nefazia, Peter Fay, Chris Wolvie, Terry Richards, Shad Daly, Beth Tallmadge.
(not pictured) Heather Quinn, Randy Kiefat, Valerie Kiefat, Amy Dietz


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Day One

Anita: You know, I didn't miss you last year.
Chris: Well then you won't miss me next year either.

Nefazia: I just had Pikachu rape me.

Anita: Your mission is to find the hidden Donald.
Nefazia: Is that the one where we all yell, "DUCK!"?

Chris: Have you lost your "cents" completely?

Terry: (hums the witch's theme from the Wizard of Oz as the seagulls fly overhead)

Anita: What time is the 3:00 parade? Anybody know?

Chris: You were trying to be humorous. (Peter nods) Because your humor was trying.

Chris: (on Pirates of the Carribean passing the two skeletons playing chess) What is this, an Ingrid Bergman film?

Chris: They've got lots of balls.
Peter: Of course they've got lots of balls. They're pirates.

Chris: Dead mermen have no fish tails.

Peter: Look at his foot.
Chris: Of course. He's Blackfoot.
Nefazia: A distant relative of Blackbeard.

Peter: I don't know what Cruella's been smoking lately.
Nefazia: Dalmatian doobies.

Chris: As you can see by our shirts, this is his first time on land.

Chris: I gotta stop saying things around you. Seems everything I say gets written down. (Peter writes that down) See?

Peter: I'M Peter! He's Nefazia! That's Jayson, that's Chris, that's Terry...
Terry: I'm Osama.
Peter: You're Osama?
Chris: He's being Melody.
Terry: I'm Osama Bin Melody, and I'm giving you one more chance to surrender.

Peter: The thing I like about sequels is that the characters live on. It's like, do they have lives outside their story? Does Cinderella eventually visit New York City?
Chris: Cinderella existed long before New York City did.
Peter: Then how did Beauty and the Beast get on Broadway? (Chris throws his hat at Peter)

Anita: According to my cheap-ass Rolex...
Nefazia: Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

Peter: Hey! The castle's orange!
Shad: That's so the hunters don't shoot it down.
Chris: Write it down.

Terry: They're doing bag checks on the Princesses.

Peter: I don't see anything.
Nefazia: There's a big castle right there.

Peter: So I'll be in my hotel room all alone, watching my videos, listening to my Worm Quartet CD in the shower...
Anita: Now that sounds like a gay thing. (Nefazia, Kitya, & Anita burst out in laughter)

Peter: I'm going to get more soda. Watch my CD.
Chris: You don't watch a CD, you listen to it.

Nefazia: (to Anita) Can I tell you two things? I'm gay and I suck. I did not know this before my trip.

Peter: Hey, pops right up.
Nefazia: I'm not saying anything about popping up.

Anita: Take off.
Terry: Take off what?

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Day Two

Anita: Why is he taking our names? I don't know. Maybe he wants to apply for credit cards in our name.

Nefazia: (after Peter meets Donald) So is he all he's quacked up to be?

Peter: Where's Eric?
Nefazia: He's out fishing for compliments.

Peter: Someone hold the camera. I want to give Ariel a hug.
Chris: (to Ariel) Run for it!



Nefazia: (playing with toy guns) Ah! Ah!
Anita: What are you doing?
Nefazia: I'm getting nailed.

Gary: We're contemplating death to the snipe sheet. (he said pointing the toy guns at the snipe sheet)


Kitya: Mermaid... arsenal.

Peter: There are three things you never discuss in public: religion, politics, and the inside lives of the Disney characters.
Anita: (laughs) Write that down.

Peter: We must find a cure for thirst. Water is a temporary solution.
Anita: We'll go back to the fountain.

Peter: (at The Living Seas) Is this where we find the lost continent of Atlantis?
John(CM): No, that's over at Sea World.

Anita: And then we go over to France to see the mime.
Peter: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Anita: (groans) Write that down.

Peter: (attacks Nefazia with a plush turtle) Squirtle! Squirtle! Squirtle!
Chris: (to Nefazia) Have you lost any respect for him?

Anita: "Prince Eric's Hot Dog."
Chris: Don't go there!

Peter: (narrating video) Here's everybody at the cool kids table.
Chris: That's why you're not here.
Nefazia: You're not going to be on his Christmas list.
Chris: I'm Jewish.
He's not really, tho'. -Ed.



Heather: They're not gay.
Nefazia: I'll take that from her as a compliment and I'll take it from you as wishful thinking.

Anita: I've been all over the list.
Peter: No, Chris has been all over the list.
Randy: I AM the list!

Peter: (to Amy) So how much do I owe you?
Anita: $5,000.

Peter: I want to be with the group where I can cause the least bit trouble.
Anita: Where's the trash can?

Terry: We did Millionaire at MGM, now we're doing Survivor at Epcot.

Chris: To quote Stephen Wright, "If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?"

Peter: Hey look! "Arcade". I wonder if they have Pac-Man.

Chris: (in a cheesy french accent) We are waiting for the others who are in the loo.
Randy: And that's in there?
Chris: Oui.
Peter: Which is where you have to go to do that sort of thing. (Chris punches Peter in the stomach)

Peter: "Fear of Wine"
Chris: Vinophobia. You should see the sequel: "The Wrath of Grapes."
Terry: Third book in the trilogy: "The Grape Beyond."

Peter: Where is the Aladdin meet & greet?
Ali(CM): That's me. Prince Ali.

Peter: (to Chris after doing a lame Foghorn Leghorn impression) You're going to hit me, aren't you?
Chris: HARD, that is!

PA System: Your attention please. Will Tod Crawford of Newark, Maine, please go to the nearest guest phone and dial extension 4777.
Terry: Your house is on fire!

Peter: (To Nefazia in passing) Hey!
Nefazia: Is for horses. Grass is for cows. Pigs don't eat neither 'cause they don't know how.

Anita: (talking about Aladdin) I'd shower with him.

Terry: In the real world, I'm a short, fat, Aisan woman.

Anita: There have been no butt-shots this Arielcon. Let's not start this year.

Heather: This is Eric. He's hot.
Shad: Of course, he's in a glass ball.

Anita: You are the fish, Val.
Valerie: Burble burble burble.

Peter: So if I made a deal with Ursula to become a merman, would I have to give up my manhood? (nobody responds)

Randy & Shad: (mimicking Ursula onscreen) And never underestimate the importance of... BODY LANGUAGE!

Triton: (onscreen) What have I done?
Peter: Well, let's see, you destroyed your daughter's treasures, broken her heart, shattered her dreams...
Anita: That was a rhetorical question.

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Day 3

Terry: Here's something Anita will love. Butt-shot of the Beast.

Terry: I had a character breakfast at the Magic Castle Inn & Suites. Everyone who eats there is a character.

Kitya: Guttentag. Ola. Bienvenido.
Peter: If you start singing the theme to Cabaret, I'm going to hurt you.

Terry: Oh my god! They've hung the ducks!
Nefazia: It's about time.

Terry: (after Simba Roars) This has been an MGM Production.

Terry: Rule #4, do not scream, "Gimmie the pins, damnit, or I'll rip 'em off!
Peter: You can't say "damnit" in a Disney park.
Kitya: You just said "damnit."
Peter: Well so did you!
Kitya: Damn.
Terry: Oh s**t.
Anita: That's not a Disney word.

Nefazia: We have a problem: Fresh Stuffed Flounder.
Shad: Stuffed with crab, no doubt.

Nefazia: Can we have the menu in Atlantean?

Beth: I want to get a picture of the table. Just the table. Everybody step back.

Nefazia: Duck!
Kitya: Aflak!

Terry: Let's all top it off by getting liquored up under the giant mushroom.

Nefazia: Please insert more cappuchino and try again.

Louis: (Rainforest Cafe server) Big Kahuna Pie?
Peter: That's me.
Louis: Okay. Hakuna Matatta.

Beth: They have like 7 Mickeys, 7 Minnies, 7 Goofys all in one bus, and they stop at each resort and let some off. The rest have to duck down.
Shad. Hence the living Hidden Mickey.

Peter: Should we be doing higher math at Arielcon?
Anita: No.
Kitya: It is expressly forbidden unless absolutely necessary.


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