Anita: You know, I didn't miss you last year.
Chris: Well then you won't miss me next year either.
Nefazia: I just had Pikachu rape me.
Anita: Your mission is to find the hidden Donald.
Nefazia: Is that the one where we all yell, "DUCK!"?
Chris: Have you lost your "cents" completely?
Terry: (hums the witch's theme from the Wizard of Oz as the seagulls fly overhead)
Anita: What time is the 3:00 parade? Anybody know?
Chris: You were trying to be humorous. (Peter nods) Because your humor was trying.
Chris: (on Pirates of the Carribean passing the two skeletons playing chess) What is this, an Ingrid Bergman film?
Chris: They've got lots of balls.
Peter: Of course they've got lots of balls. They're pirates.
Chris: Dead mermen have no fish tails.
Peter: Look at his foot.
Chris: Of course. He's Blackfoot.
Nefazia: A distant relative of Blackbeard.
Peter: I don't know what Cruella's been smoking lately.
Nefazia: Dalmatian doobies.
Chris: As you can see by our shirts, this is his first time on land.
Chris: I gotta stop saying things around you. Seems everything I say gets written down. (Peter writes that down) See?
Peter: I'M Peter! He's Nefazia! That's Jayson, that's Chris, that's Terry...
Terry: I'm Osama.
Peter: You're Osama?
Chris: He's being Melody.
Terry: I'm Osama Bin Melody, and I'm giving you one more chance to surrender.
Peter: The thing I like about sequels is that the characters live on. It's like, do they have lives outside their story? Does Cinderella eventually visit New York City?
Chris: Cinderella existed long before New York City did.
Peter: Then how did Beauty and the Beast get on Broadway? (Chris throws his hat at Peter)
Anita: According to my cheap-ass Rolex...
Nefazia: Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
Peter: Hey! The castle's orange!
Shad: That's so the hunters don't shoot it down.
Chris: Write it down.
Terry: They're doing bag checks on the Princesses.
Peter: I don't see anything.
Nefazia: There's a big castle right there.
Peter: So I'll be in my hotel room all alone, watching my videos, listening to my Worm Quartet CD in the shower...
Anita: Now that sounds like a gay thing. (Nefazia, Kitya, & Anita burst out in laughter)
Peter: I'm going to get more soda. Watch my CD.
Chris: You don't watch a CD, you listen to it.
Nefazia: (to Anita) Can I tell you two things? I'm gay and I suck. I did not know this before my trip.
Peter: Hey, pops right up.
Nefazia: I'm not saying anything about popping up.
Anita: Take off.
Terry: Take off what?
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Day Two
Anita: Why is he taking our names? I don't know. Maybe he wants to apply for credit cards in our name.
Nefazia: (after Peter meets Donald) So is he all he's quacked up to be?
Peter: Where's Eric?
Nefazia: He's out fishing for compliments.
Peter: Someone hold the camera. I want to give Ariel a hug.
Chris: (to Ariel) Run for it!
Nefazia: (playing with toy guns) Ah! Ah!
Anita: What are you doing?
Nefazia: I'm getting nailed.
Gary: We're contemplating death to the snipe sheet. (he said pointing the toy guns at the snipe sheet)
Kitya: Mermaid... arsenal.
Peter: There are three things you never discuss in public: religion, politics, and the inside lives of the Disney characters.
Anita: (laughs) Write that down.
Peter: We must find a cure for thirst. Water is a temporary solution.
Anita: We'll go back to the fountain.
Peter: (at The Living Seas) Is this where we find the lost continent of Atlantis?
John(CM): No, that's over at Sea World.
Anita: And then we go over to France to see the mime.
Peter: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Anita: (groans) Write that down.
Peter: (attacks Nefazia with a plush turtle) Squirtle! Squirtle! Squirtle!
Chris: (to Nefazia) Have you lost any respect for him?
Anita: "Prince Eric's Hot Dog."
Chris: Don't go there!
Peter: (narrating video) Here's everybody at the cool kids table.
Chris: That's why you're not here.
Nefazia: You're not going to be on his Christmas list.
Chris: I'm Jewish.
He's not really, tho'. -Ed.
Heather: They're not gay.
Nefazia: I'll take that from her as a compliment and I'll take it from you as wishful thinking.
Anita: I've been all over the list.
Peter: No, Chris has been all over the list.
Randy: I AM the list!
Peter: (to Amy) So how much do I owe you?
Anita: $5,000.
Peter: I want to be with the group where I can cause the least bit trouble.
Anita: Where's the trash can?
Terry: We did Millionaire at MGM, now we're doing Survivor at Epcot.
Chris: To quote Stephen Wright, "If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?"
Peter: Hey look! "Arcade". I wonder if they have Pac-Man.
Chris: (in a cheesy french accent) We are waiting for the others who are in the loo.
Randy: And that's in there?
Chris: Oui.
Peter: Which is where you have to go to do that sort of thing. (Chris punches Peter in the stomach)
Peter: "Fear of Wine"
Chris: Vinophobia. You should see the sequel: "The Wrath of Grapes."
Terry: Third book in the trilogy: "The Grape Beyond."
Peter: Where is the Aladdin meet & greet?
Ali(CM): That's me. Prince Ali.
Peter: (to Chris after doing a lame Foghorn Leghorn impression) You're going to hit me, aren't you?
Chris: HARD, that is!
PA System: Your attention please. Will Tod Crawford of Newark, Maine, please go to the nearest guest phone and dial extension 4777.
Terry: Your house is on fire!
Peter: (To Nefazia in passing) Hey!
Nefazia: Is for horses. Grass is for cows. Pigs don't eat neither 'cause they don't know how.
Anita: (talking about Aladdin) I'd shower with him.
Terry: In the real world, I'm a short, fat, Aisan woman.
Anita: There have been no butt-shots this Arielcon. Let's not start this year.
Heather: This is Eric. He's hot.
Shad: Of course, he's in a glass ball.
Anita: You are the fish, Val.
Valerie: Burble burble burble.
Peter: So if I made a deal with Ursula to become a merman, would I have to give up my manhood? (nobody responds)
Randy & Shad: (mimicking Ursula onscreen) And never underestimate the importance of... BODY LANGUAGE!
Triton: (onscreen) What have I done?
Peter: Well, let's see, you destroyed your daughter's treasures, broken her heart, shattered her dreams...
Anita: That was a rhetorical question.
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Day 3
Terry: Here's something Anita will love. Butt-shot of the Beast.
Terry: I had a character breakfast at the Magic Castle Inn & Suites. Everyone who eats there is a character.
Kitya: Guttentag. Ola. Bienvenido.
Peter: If you start singing the theme to Cabaret, I'm going to hurt you.
Terry: Oh my god! They've hung the ducks!
Nefazia: It's about time.
Terry: (after Simba Roars) This has been an MGM Production.
Terry: Rule #4, do not scream, "Gimmie the pins, damnit, or I'll rip 'em off!
Peter: You can't say "damnit" in a Disney park.
Kitya: You just said "damnit."
Peter: Well so did you!
Kitya: Damn.
Terry: Oh s**t.
Anita: That's not a Disney word.
Nefazia: We have a problem: Fresh Stuffed Flounder.
Shad: Stuffed with crab, no doubt.
Nefazia: Can we have the menu in Atlantean?
Beth: I want to get a picture of the table. Just the table. Everybody step back.
Nefazia: Duck!
Kitya: Aflak!
Terry: Let's all top it off by getting liquored up under the giant mushroom.
Nefazia: Please insert more cappuchino and try again.
Louis: (Rainforest Cafe server) Big Kahuna Pie?
Peter: That's me.
Louis: Okay. Hakuna Matatta.
Beth: They have like 7 Mickeys, 7 Minnies, 7 Goofys all in one bus, and they stop at each resort and let some off. The rest have to duck down.
Shad. Hence the living Hidden Mickey.
Peter: Should we be doing higher math at Arielcon?
Anita: No.
Kitya: It is expressly forbidden unless absolutely necessary.